i love my elf hat.

christmas maximus.
it's all happening in here.
gaudy lights and all....

abc.

one cup of hot tea.
two sides of the same damn coin.
three kiddos at play....

dreamstate.

six years gone by fast.
love in the blink of an eye.
we're just holding hands....

whatever happened to saturday night?

one cup of green tea.
anniversary poem.
baked and book and bed....

eddie.

this is silliness.
one dude, totally blows it.
idiot man child....

can't make it any worse.

good guys and bad guys.
time for the women to rule.
let's see what happens....

59.

happy birthday, pops.
way to hold it together.
that ain't easy, dude....

they change colors, too.

glowing orb thingy.
i like how you smile at me.
even with no mouth....

park mishap.

our poor, little guy.
wrenched by mean, old monkey bars.
i love you, phoenix....

that's so mean.

no bitch monkeys, here.
no son of a guns, neither.
just occurring now....

nope.

just three minutes left.
not enough time for silly.
tapping on my chest....

whine bitch moan complain.

crick in my pillow.
frog in the back of my throat.
and something else, too....

monday.

open your pupils.
pull the pins out of your feet.
now jump thru the hoop....

stupid witch movie.

of course they made it.
what were they gonna do, fail?
this is the best part....

me and mine.

that's one sick woman,
three little bundles of argh,
and a pouncing cat....

patient, sly, and pretty as pie.

i got a woman.
the likes of which ain't been topped.
better than popcorn....