Monday, August 31, 2009

all time greatest winner for life in the whole universe!

i'm the best, you know.
i'm the greatest of all time.
no one can beat me.

Sunday, August 30, 2009

or was it how not to?

hell of a good time.
what a way to remember.
now how to forget.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

it's gonna be another scorcher out there.....

slightly hungover.
my cup of tea is too hot.
so's the outside world.

Friday, August 28, 2009

c'mon! it's friday!?!

what a stupid day.
tomorrow will be better.
it damn well has to.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

inside yolk.

that would be funny.
if beerballs was my password.
giggles on the couch.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

dry hump day.

the smell of mildew.
raw throat from lack of fluids.
caramel corn bomb.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

sounds good.

i can't find my notes.
my brain is a scrambled egg.
how did this happen?

Monday, August 24, 2009

i'd eat another one right now.....

sesame seeds rule.
with barbeque sauce and cheese.
turkey bagel lunch.

Sunday, August 23, 2009

nah wha ahm sayin?

men can be such jerks.
with all their ignorant ways.
why are they like that?

Saturday, August 22, 2009

scalpel!

i'm a great second.
you need a hand with something?
i can do it all.

Friday, August 21, 2009

some days irritate the piss out of me.....


it can get to you.
but a kick ass lady helps.
she's gotta drive, though.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

it's a four letter word.....

work can keep you young.
work can make you old as hell.
work is never done.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

i know this one guy.....

happy birthday, james.
may your world be filled with love.
keep it up, brother.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

they say the clothes make the man.....



thinking back on things.
this is how i'll see myself.
young, hung, and in love.

Monday, August 17, 2009

i almost drowned in the lake......

went out to the woods.
a good time was had by all.
wish i was still there.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

the way i remember it......


saturday morning.
always and forevermore.
'till i'm old and gray.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

baby steps into the elevator.......

getting organized.
curse you! i WILL NOT be stopped!
one step at a time.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

hoy es martes.......

her yellow roses.
nate and james at dinnertime.
sweating thru my shirt.

Monday, August 10, 2009

big ass box with a fluffy red bow.......

one in the chamber.
i believe in redemption.
i don't have a choice.

Sunday, August 9, 2009

sabado y domingo

all hail the weekend.
short moments of calm and rest.
blessed be thy name.

Friday, August 7, 2009

..........two bits!

i hate rushing this.
sure hope it's five seven five.
goddammit, charles.

Thursday, August 6, 2009

weirdest day of work........ever.

video

my thermos broke, man.
second degree solder burns.
thanks for filming, pop.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

fucking office rabbits.

so much paperwork.
it just keeps multiplying.
need more paperclips.

Monday, August 3, 2009

you'll see.......

what a fucking day.
monday, you son of a bitch.
i'll have my revenge.

Sunday, August 2, 2009

mames and jelissa's chicken fest.......

coffee and cream farts.
macaroni and cheese farts.
chocolate cake farts.

Saturday, August 1, 2009

earnest meets his match.

gazing thru the fog.
four hours of sleep is no good.
know what i mean, vern?