Tuesday, June 30, 2009

like a mutha fuckin' freight train.....

how do i love thee?
i love thee with my whole heart.
pounding and insane.

Monday, June 29, 2009

first guest haiku, ya'll!

sex on couch with wife.
ain't nothin' like a quickie.
wham bam thank you maam.

Sunday, June 28, 2009


i will make the rice.
you can make the vegetables.
curry dinner, yo.

Saturday, June 27, 2009

sock ninjas and decoder rings.

thanks for coming out.
i had a really good time.
let's do it again.

Thursday, June 25, 2009


three years old today.
i am so proud of you, son.
happy birthday fynn.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009


well this is just great.
i have no fork for my pie.
what us gonna do?

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

kids and the like.

now phoenix won't sleep.
wrote this down on nico's bed.
wynter is out cold.

Monday, June 22, 2009

just another manic monday....

so i skipped a day.
did anybody notice?
haiku to you, too.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

i'll bet you'd make a great dad, dude....

i'm feeling better.
tomorrow is father's day.
i love the weekend.

Friday, June 19, 2009

grey doesn't matter.

scarecrows stole my mind.
rusty and broken and cold.
i don't want it back.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

you are not your fucking khakis.......

this is not a test.
turn off your television.
now look at your hands.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

i should be doggin' muh job today......

coffee for waiting.
four in the airport morning.
what it is time now?

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

tums tums tums tums................tums!

heartburn is so lame.
maybe i have an ulcer.
i am sick of tums.

Monday, June 15, 2009

i was born ten days late......

slept in late today.
two croissants, hot, with butter.
now i can't catch up.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

sundays are so nice when they're slow.....

went home for the beer.
the computer works again.
sneaky haiku time.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

it fell like snow in our backyard last night.....

last night was epic.
found two diapers in the wash.
how did this happen?

Friday, June 12, 2009

haiku numero uno.

one day at a time.
where's my fucking coffee cup?
don't eat the fish food.