Thursday, December 31, 2009

ringin it in.

new year's eve, baby!
let's go out and have some fun!
boy oh boy oh boy!

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

as easy as.......

one baby rampage.
two boys gone bonkers upstairs.
three hours 'till bedtime.

Sunday, December 27, 2009

almost two hours of steady battlin'

they finally went to sleep.
my eyes are closing.....

don't know how i managed to hold it together for that one.

poopy nite diaper.
discovered a bit too late.
that was a close call......

Friday, December 25, 2009

two seconds before my head hits the pillow....

the kids let us sleep.
a bunch of good folks dropped in.
and best friend.

i'm exhausted, how the hell does santa do it?

the childrens are out.
the bed is nowhere in sight.
mother fucking elves......

Thursday, December 24, 2009

happy birthday, moonbeam.

wynter moon is rad.
trust me........i know, i'm her dad.
what a day she had......

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

i swear i don't know how this happens......

haven't showered yet.
how long has it been, my friend?
like, four or five days?

just like butterfly kisses.

someone squeeze my eye.
ok, good. now kick my spine.
great, now punch my neck.......

Sunday, December 20, 2009


boy, what a woman.
sneaky and soft and just right.
right up my alley......

Saturday, December 19, 2009

the holidays with huss......

cookies on the stairs.
coffee and goodies downtown.
oven warmed kitchen.

Friday, December 18, 2009

blink and you miss it.

where did thursday go?
what the hell is going on?
i dropped my pocket.......

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

i look like a jackass over here......

must stop lecturing.
'bout this, that, and the other.
for goodness sakes, man.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

fuck the beautiful music.

make the children sleep.
i can't keep my eyes open.
neffer neffer land.

Monday, December 14, 2009

we cool.

where'd the weekend go?
my hot wife and our rad van.
touring round the town.....

Friday, December 11, 2009

our family needed one more psycho.....

badass cat with fangs.
crazy is as crazy does.
go get 'em tiger.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

ebb and flow.

i can handle it.
against all odds, i got it.
poke it and smoke it.

go back half an hour.......

what a wacky world.
zany and fantastical.
what, you think it's not?

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

water earth fire air

making the magic.
with my wife and kids and cat.
blankets on the floor.

Monday, December 7, 2009

a father's work is never done.

i did the dishes.
i put the kids in their beds.
fuck, grocery store....

Sunday, December 6, 2009

candy cane lane, ya'll......

time to decorate.
where did i put my elf hat?

Saturday, December 5, 2009

for a good time call........yourself.

what is my purpose?
i think we all know that one.
get drunk and fall down........

Friday, December 4, 2009

seems like only yesterday.........

they grow up so fast.
and sometimes you forget stuff.
but they don't forget......

Thursday, December 3, 2009

not that i don't enjoy a good conversation......

i am juggling.
and i'm really good at it.
just don't talk to me.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009


it's my goddamn day.
filled up with all the good stuff.
now isn't that nice?

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

how i mark the seasons....

cold chills and dry cough.
tomorrow is my birthday.
winter has arrived.

Friday, November 27, 2009

happy anniversary.

sunlight through the rain.
a warm blanket in the fog.
footsteps in the grass.

Thursday, November 26, 2009

strange childhood holiday memories.

one ring to rule them.
and in the darkness bind them.
family and friends.......

Wednesday, November 25, 2009


too much way too fast.
stop yelling at your laptop.
some third person shit.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

fun and games.

my aching footsteps.
a tiny scream in my chest.
two eyeballs on fire.

Monday, November 23, 2009

mobile office.

tea in the seatbelt.
pliers for a paperweight.
duct tape on the dash.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

por vida.

here's to family.
those who put up with our shit.
may they keep it up........

Thursday, November 19, 2009

the perks.

eenie miney mo.
caught a whiff of cat shit, yo.
wafting up my nose.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

three good reasons.

one for the honey.
two for my broken body.
three for one last laugh.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

right before the metal show.

wild thing on a ramp.
halloween drunken madness.
i fell down so hard......

Monday, November 16, 2009

just another manic monday.

and the weekend's gone.
just where the hell did it go?
seems like it was just.......

Saturday, November 14, 2009

the bossman makes it another round......

happy birthday, dad.
thanks for keeping us afloat.
live long and prosper......

Friday, November 13, 2009

make your own luck.

friday the thirteenth.
i love watching them freak out.
scared of their shadows.

a year in three days.......maybe more.

i've kept us waiting.
and i couldn't tell you why.
but i have returned.

Monday, November 9, 2009

mellow fellow

jamrock has arrived.
he brings the handsome, ladies.
purring in our bed......

Sunday, November 8, 2009

pushin' our luck on the way towards a monday morning....

curry and veggies.
james and nathan and us dudes.
good food and good times.

Saturday, November 7, 2009

t-rex is fucking scary, yo........

dinosaur dreaming.
with the running and the blood.
raptors in the streets.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

feels like i can't see over the steering wheel......

you know what's funny?
i don't know what i'm doing.
and yet, i'm in charge.

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

fatherhood is a bitch.

they watch me leaving.
it's the hardest goddamn thing.
turn your back and go.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

the answers are in there......

here is a riddle.
what am i and who are you?
what is the question?

Monday, November 2, 2009

two bits, if you name 'em.......

i am the walrus.
two days slow, that's what it is.
what did you do, ray?

Sunday, November 1, 2009

woo hoo!

i was way too loud.
blew off the babysitter.
all hallow's eve drunk.

Friday, October 30, 2009

for the shite job i did on my haiku blog this week.......

one for the money.
two for the voice in my head.
three for the title.....

Wednesday, October 28, 2009


five gallon buckets.
up and down the stairs all day.
filled with tile and rock.

Monday, October 26, 2009


our house wants a cat.
whadda ya think about that?
all whiskers and scat.

Sunday, October 25, 2009

because i'm fucking stressed out........

i need a deep breath.
and about ten hours of sleep.
and an ice cold beer.

Friday, October 23, 2009

lightning on my ears and shit.

some days i'm a snail.
oozing thru this awful mess.
today, however.......

Thursday, October 22, 2009

noh haiku

i have no haiku.
i don't know where i put it.
have you seen it, friend?

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

kisses for muh missus.

my lady is grand.
how i love to hold her hand.
happy birthday land?

Monday, October 19, 2009

i could hardly believe, i could scarcely conceieve.....

my god, what a night.
and now, i'm watching the clock.
better have some tea.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

countdown to infinite crisis....

yeah, i've got issues.
and they're so much fun to read.
let me count the ways.....

Friday, October 16, 2009

inside jokes suck.

we are amazing.
and you will never know why.
the joke is on you.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

phoenix went on his first field trip!

fynn rode a pony.
we went to the pumpkin patch.
he had a good time.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009


i hate to complain.
but this is ridiculous.
tired of being sick.

Monday, October 12, 2009


we are all sniffles.
sneezing, wheezing, coughing ungh.
when will it all end.

Sunday, October 11, 2009

on life, and how it isn't fair......

we went to the beach.
and now all of us are sick.
what the fuck is that?

Friday, October 9, 2009

all weekend long.

well, what do you know......
we are going to the beach.
to play in the sand.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

toothy grins and shenanigans

just me and nico.
awesome day and a dark knight.
birds of a feather......

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

have a nice trip......

this is for us all.
wake up fall down get back up.
just because we can.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

well, shit.....they got me.

chuckles for ransom.
pay this clown or he will die.
time is running out.

Monday, October 5, 2009

i live in opposite land.....

left eye dominant.
even though i'm right handed.
take that, universe.

Sunday, October 4, 2009

all the king's horses and all the king's men.....

i am fading fast.
happy and content with life.
thank you for my day.

Saturday, October 3, 2009

life is memory.
a spectrum of emotion.
look it in the eye.

Friday, October 2, 2009

is it just me or are the years speeding up as i slow down?

how this time slips by.
that big hourglass in the sky.
why oh why oh why.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

one thing worth waiting for.

can't wait to see her.
i've been waiting all day long.
the clock is dripping.

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

fettuccini a la maggie.

cat hair makes me sneeze.
pickle, monkeyball, cupcake.
shadows at twilight.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

it's where the heart is.......

thank goodness i'm home.
shower, clean clothes, and a beer.
and those i hold dear.

Monday, September 28, 2009

anything but monday.

peel back my eyelids.
a lonely place of dying.
this resplendent scene.

Friday, September 25, 2009

binary dripping down in front of me.......

i knew it would be.
this is a what the hell day.
so "what the hell, day!?!"

Thursday, September 24, 2009

save me, breakfast tea.

the numbers are thus.
for to discombobulate.
life is a cookie.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

in the blink of an eye.

where did the day go?
was it me that did all that?
my goodness, how odd.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

older worlds.

i watched her to sleep.
mouthing foggy dream drenched words.
one breath at a time.

Monday, September 21, 2009

i can't stop listening to it.......

burstin' thru the fuzz.
boss fight could knock your socks off.
it's not fucking fair.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

reorganizing most of the upstairs.

no job is too tough.
as long as the price is right.
and the herb's in bloom.

Saturday, September 19, 2009

they got character, see.

nico's awesome smile.
wynter in the clothes basket.
phoenix in the yard.

Friday, September 18, 2009

what is this, middle school?

life just isn't fair.
some jerk always fucks it up.
what's with these morons?

Thursday, September 17, 2009

say it don't spray it.

breakfast in my face.
bananas, peaches, berries.
wynter is spitting.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

first and lasts

spin the bad to good.
these moments won't last that long.
enjoy us while it.........

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

is it just me or.................

i'm too young for this.
i still belong in the school.
carpet squares and shit.

Monday, September 14, 2009

belated father's day gift.

we went to the berk.
to volunteer us some work.
all chuckles and smirk.

Saturday, September 12, 2009

making librarians giggle and shit......

here's to my lady.
scotch, a hot dance, and my heart.
life of the party.

Friday, September 11, 2009

when am i supposed to clean the bathroom?

the ice cream social.
wedding or not you're ready.
shindigs up the arse.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

dad's tree grows in brooklyn.

francie's coffee rule.
you can throw out your coffee.
no one will get mad.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

inquisitive consult.

send me a message.
write it from the inside out.
now how does that sound?

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

i could go on and on......

our kids are the best.
little bits of our heartstrings.
hanging by a thread.

Monday, September 7, 2009

they even had an ice cream cake!

laura is the rad.
victor sports that shirt so hard.
to the birthday kids!

Sunday, September 6, 2009


sometimes i forget.
there's just so much going on.
you understand, right?

Friday, September 4, 2009

don't worry, it's just an analogy.....

when did i wake up?
i am sitting at my desk.
i do not smell good.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

in succession.

nico starts the trend.
phoenix coming round the bend.
wynter snags the end.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

for mike.

age is a mirror.
my own reflection spun glass.
spherical sandstorm.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009


i am spiderman.
i am the grass on the ground.
i am not all here.

Monday, August 31, 2009

all time greatest winner for life in the whole universe!

i'm the best, you know.
i'm the greatest of all time.
no one can beat me.

Sunday, August 30, 2009

or was it how not to?

hell of a good time.
what a way to remember.
now how to forget.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

it's gonna be another scorcher out there.....

slightly hungover.
my cup of tea is too hot.
so's the outside world.

Friday, August 28, 2009

c'mon! it's friday!?!

what a stupid day.
tomorrow will be better.
it damn well has to.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

inside yolk.

that would be funny.
if beerballs was my password.
giggles on the couch.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

dry hump day.

the smell of mildew.
raw throat from lack of fluids.
caramel corn bomb.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

sounds good.

i can't find my notes.
my brain is a scrambled egg.
how did this happen?

Monday, August 24, 2009

i'd eat another one right now.....

sesame seeds rule.
with barbeque sauce and cheese.
turkey bagel lunch.

Sunday, August 23, 2009

nah wha ahm sayin?

men can be such jerks.
with all their ignorant ways.
why are they like that?

Saturday, August 22, 2009


i'm a great second.
you need a hand with something?
i can do it all.

Friday, August 21, 2009

some days irritate the piss out of me.....

it can get to you.
but a kick ass lady helps.
she's gotta drive, though.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

it's a four letter word.....

work can keep you young.
work can make you old as hell.
work is never done.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

i know this one guy.....

happy birthday, james.
may your world be filled with love.
keep it up, brother.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

they say the clothes make the man.....

thinking back on things.
this is how i'll see myself.
young, hung, and in love.

Monday, August 17, 2009

i almost drowned in the lake......

went out to the woods.
a good time was had by all.
wish i was still there.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

the way i remember it......

saturday morning.
always and forevermore.
'till i'm old and gray.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

baby steps into the elevator.......

getting organized.
curse you! i WILL NOT be stopped!
one step at a time.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

hoy es martes.......

her yellow roses.
nate and james at dinnertime.
sweating thru my shirt.

Monday, August 10, 2009

big ass box with a fluffy red bow.......

one in the chamber.
i believe in redemption.
i don't have a choice.

Sunday, August 9, 2009

sabado y domingo

all hail the weekend.
short moments of calm and rest.
blessed be thy name.

Friday, August 7, 2009

..........two bits!

i hate rushing this.
sure hope it's five seven five.
goddammit, charles.

Thursday, August 6, 2009

weirdest day of work........ever.

my thermos broke, man.
second degree solder burns.
thanks for filming, pop.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

fucking office rabbits.

so much paperwork.
it just keeps multiplying.
need more paperclips.

Monday, August 3, 2009

you'll see.......

what a fucking day.
monday, you son of a bitch.
i'll have my revenge.

Sunday, August 2, 2009

mames and jelissa's chicken fest.......

coffee and cream farts.
macaroni and cheese farts.
chocolate cake farts.

Saturday, August 1, 2009

earnest meets his match.

gazing thru the fog.
four hours of sleep is no good.
know what i mean, vern?

Friday, July 31, 2009

rollin' towards the keg in the snarkmobile.......

thank fuck it's friday.
now i can go drink some beer.
with my lovely wife.

and my brothers, too.
oh, yeah. and my soul sisters.
drunk with the doobster!

Thursday, July 30, 2009

what was that other thing?

i forgot to breathe.
and i didn't stretch last nite.
where is my water?

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

every nite is friday nite.....

let's go smoke some pot.
get all high and i forgot.
i thnk.......mmmmm........cookies.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

well, i thought it was clever.....

i need a good line.
a line that will make my day.
please pass the mustard!

Monday, July 27, 2009

somehow i think........

i need two minutes.
for to wow and amaze you.
with these words i know.

Sunday, July 26, 2009

double decker

two turtle children.
apple, pb, raisin snack.
my blue lazy boy.

he makes her chortle.
stuck in the middle with you.
this, our perfect life.

Friday, July 24, 2009

i had them last nite, too.....

tacos for dinner.
i could eat them all the time.
oh god, thank you, yes!

Thursday, July 23, 2009

i've got the bloody appetizers!

sweaty boxer shorts.
chips, salsa, diapers, and milk.
go, you bastard, move!

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

airy fairy.

easy peasy pie.
go fall down and wonder why.
easy peasy pie.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

we're not mineral or vegetable, so.......

so sick of it all.
war and money and power.
what's the fucking point?

Monday, July 20, 2009

excuse me young lady, do you have a match?

tweedles and momeraths.
walrus and the carpenter.
hatter and the kat.

Sunday, July 19, 2009

sunday brunch.

tea in my tummy.
potatoes in the oven.
milk for the baby.

Saturday, July 18, 2009


fog inside my brain.
and it's driving me insane.
dragon monkey crane.

Friday, July 17, 2009

no even keel.

i went to the bank.
i shot rocks out of a hose.
both sides of the coin.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

we need more heroes with glasses.....

total betrayal.
heartbreaking loss and despair.
go grab your wand, fool.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

i know you. i do, i know you......

wispy giggles, wot?
stuck on a scottish madman.
late nite laughter heals.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

too's day.

open morning eyes.
find the will to move your feet.
each breath is a gift.

Monday, July 13, 2009

are you sure this is monday?

took the day off work.
money back and the van fixed.
so far not so bad!

Sunday, July 12, 2009


nico looks bigger.
phoenix peed in the toilet.
wynter learned to crawl.

Saturday, July 11, 2009


waiting for the van.
full of whores and amps and beers.
it will be here soon.

Friday, July 10, 2009

north ridge trail.

walk into the woods.
find dewdrops on spiderwebs.
walk out of the woods.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

howbout howbout?

hey, it's me.......your soul.
squishy and prescient and free.
have you seen our eyes?

Wednesday, July 8, 2009


hi honey, it's me.
i miss you in the daytime.
no, really. i do.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

the most important meal of the day.

breakfast for dinner.
eggs and bacon and waffles.
doesn't that sound nice?

Monday, July 6, 2009

when phoenix wakes up.......

the boy is crying.
thank god that kat has heard him.
he doesn't like me.

Sunday, July 5, 2009

good job, ben.

how nice to sleep in.
too bad i went to bed late.
fucking kitchen floor.

post fireworks 3 minutes too late.....

i'm burnin for you.
happy go lucky daydream.
don't fall on the floor.

Friday, July 3, 2009

ginger peach green please.

i love my thermos.
it keeps my tea nice and hot.
just how it should be.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

i just raised my elven healer eight levels.....

grapes on kitten's throne.
some japanese demon chess.
then murakami.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

growing up near the train tracks.

sunflower cafe.
olive and cream cheese sandwich.
eight years old downtown.

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

like a mutha fuckin' freight train.....

how do i love thee?
i love thee with my whole heart.
pounding and insane.

Monday, June 29, 2009

first guest haiku, ya'll!

sex on couch with wife.
ain't nothin' like a quickie.
wham bam thank you maam.

Sunday, June 28, 2009


i will make the rice.
you can make the vegetables.
curry dinner, yo.

Saturday, June 27, 2009

sock ninjas and decoder rings.

thanks for coming out.
i had a really good time.
let's do it again.

Thursday, June 25, 2009


three years old today.
i am so proud of you, son.
happy birthday fynn.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009


well this is just great.
i have no fork for my pie.
what us gonna do?

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

kids and the like.

now phoenix won't sleep.
wrote this down on nico's bed.
wynter is out cold.

Monday, June 22, 2009

just another manic monday....

so i skipped a day.
did anybody notice?
haiku to you, too.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

i'll bet you'd make a great dad, dude....

i'm feeling better.
tomorrow is father's day.
i love the weekend.

Friday, June 19, 2009

grey doesn't matter.

scarecrows stole my mind.
rusty and broken and cold.
i don't want it back.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

you are not your fucking khakis.......

this is not a test.
turn off your television.
now look at your hands.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

i should be doggin' muh job today......

coffee for waiting.
four in the airport morning.
what it is time now?

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

tums tums tums tums................tums!

heartburn is so lame.
maybe i have an ulcer.
i am sick of tums.

Monday, June 15, 2009

i was born ten days late......

slept in late today.
two croissants, hot, with butter.
now i can't catch up.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

sundays are so nice when they're slow.....

went home for the beer.
the computer works again.
sneaky haiku time.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

it fell like snow in our backyard last night.....

last night was epic.
found two diapers in the wash.
how did this happen?

Friday, June 12, 2009

haiku numero uno.

one day at a time.
where's my fucking coffee cup?
don't eat the fish food.