Wednesday, December 28, 2011

where DOES the time go?

just taking a break.
throw a pillow in my face.
now it's time for bed....

Sunday, December 25, 2011


thank you, christmas wife.
for dishes and fun and life.
let's play house some more....

Saturday, December 24, 2011

christmas chuck.

i love christmas wife,
and my wee little munchkins,
and all the homies....

Thursday, December 22, 2011


oh, everything.
why are you so difficult?
what's that all about?

Wednesday, December 21, 2011


waiting for burgers.
shit be inside of my lungs.
my kids love letters....

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

quiet death.

wet moths do not work.
ruined by moist, kitty mouth.
flapping on the ground....

Sunday, December 18, 2011


i don't feel so good.
ready to get back in bed.
after tea and soup....

Saturday, December 17, 2011

our house.

two kids on the floor.
scissors on the table top.
pebbles on my mind....

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

it's a animal.

it's not a leopard.
says the girl in the pink robe.
with the chipmunk voice....

Monday, December 12, 2011

tail end of a monday.

my ingrown toenail.
honey that makes me pass out.
jamrock, all cozy....

Sunday, December 11, 2011

sunday! sunday! sunday!

candy ass boxers.
and real talk from real people.
healing gifts abound....

Saturday, December 10, 2011

wiped out.

at the studio.
at the coloring table.
finally, in bed....

Friday, December 9, 2011

friday brainwaves.

jelly joker bath.
sneezing and screaming loudly.

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

what the shit is going on?

kitty on my lap.
the nightly news on my brain.
honey at my side....

Monday, December 5, 2011

i'm a dad.

hangin' out at home.
with all my little kiddos.
missin' my lady....

Saturday, December 3, 2011

thanks, gang.

best birthday ever.
all kinds of cool heads showed up.
pinball for days, yo....

Thursday, December 1, 2011


waiting for my day.
it's right around the corner.
my, how exciting!

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

i love my elf hat.

christmas maximus.
it's all happening in here.
gaudy lights and all....

Tuesday, November 29, 2011


one cup of hot tea.
two sides of the same damn coin.
three kiddos at play....

Sunday, November 27, 2011


six years gone by fast.
love in the blink of an eye.
we're just holding hands....

Saturday, November 26, 2011

whatever happened to saturday night?

one cup of green tea.
anniversary poem.
baked and book and bed....

Wednesday, November 23, 2011


this is silliness.
one dude, totally blows it.
idiot man child....

Thursday, November 17, 2011

can't make it any worse.

good guys and bad guys.
time for the women to rule.
let's see what happens....

Monday, November 14, 2011


happy birthday, pops.
way to hold it together.
that ain't easy, dude....

Sunday, November 13, 2011

they change colors, too.

glowing orb thingy.
i like how you smile at me.
even with no mouth....

Saturday, November 12, 2011

park mishap.

our poor, little guy.
wrenched by mean, old monkey bars.
i love you, phoenix....

Friday, November 11, 2011

that's so mean.

no bitch monkeys, here.
no son of a guns, neither.
just occurring now....

Tuesday, November 8, 2011


just three minutes left.
not enough time for silly.
tapping on my chest....

Monday, November 7, 2011

whine bitch moan complain.

crick in my pillow.
frog in the back of my throat.
and something else, too....

Sunday, November 6, 2011


open your pupils.
pull the pins out of your feet.
now jump thru the hoop....

Thursday, November 3, 2011

stupid witch movie.

of course they made it.
what were they gonna do, fail?
this is the best part....

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

me and mine.

that's one sick woman,
three little bundles of argh,
and a pouncing cat....

patient, sly, and pretty as pie.

i got a woman.
the likes of which ain't been topped.
better than popcorn....

Thursday, October 27, 2011

we on the one two with a mike in yer hand.

seems so obvious.
you've got all these great answers.
please sing them out loud....

Monday, October 24, 2011


well, how about that?
the end of another day.
and me without my....

Sunday, October 23, 2011

the grateful dad.

she's a real good mom.
makes sure our kids play outside.
and eat their veggies....

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

like with my mind.

this is a great life.
when all is said and done though,
i'd still rather fly....

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

our handful.

phoenix is reading.
nico is a little man.
wynter breaks my heart....

Sunday, October 16, 2011

go nighnight.

eyes half closed and still.
when you wish upon a star.
dream psychology....

Tuesday, October 11, 2011


what the hell, buddy?
why can't you figure it out?
it ain't all that hard....

Monday, October 10, 2011


get the work done, boy.
it makes it all feel better.
and keeps you in shape!

Sunday, October 9, 2011

excuses excuses.

what happens when i am gone.
there is no haiku....

Monday, October 3, 2011

descriptive phraseology.

farts in the kitchen.
leftovers in tupperware.
half empty boxes....

Friday, September 30, 2011

find what speaks to you.

even out in the forest.
how weird is that, right?

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

no way not know how.

what am i to do?
the pieces just don't all fit.
oh, well. let's just see....

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

cataloguing our lifetime.

life lit by lanterns.
peeping, the shadow maker.
leering mummy cat....

Monday, September 26, 2011

no escape from the crazy.

one thing at a time.
why is the cat freaking out?
what is going on?

Saturday, September 24, 2011

fun. natural fun.

crazy park children.
just doing what they do best.
letting off madness....

Friday, September 23, 2011

friday afternoon.

i didn't blow it.
talkin' bout the carnival.
halloween costumes....

Thursday, September 22, 2011

i crave zzzzzzz.

one hell of a ride.
this crazy consciousness thing.
where do i get off?

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

foody food food.

hungry dinnertime.
ready for yummy goodness.
i could eat right now....


i'm glad that you're home.
we all missed you so damn much.
you're our favorite....

Thursday, September 15, 2011

jam is his band name.

just a fuzzy cat.
sitting in his daddy's lap.
purring happily....

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

temper flares.

little miss meltdown.
doesn't want to feel okay.
she just wants to fuss....

Monday, September 12, 2011

dream girl in millbrae.

she's out there somewhere.
munching on an mlt.
mutton, nice and lean....

Sunday, September 11, 2011

yard sale.

it's been a long day.
but it's all worth it, you know.
let's do it again....

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

absence makes the heart grow fonder.

missing my best friend.
she'll probably be home soon.
then i'll be alright....

Monday, September 5, 2011

labor day.

labored all day long.
inside my own sullen mind.
now i am all done....

Friday, September 2, 2011

let's get excited!

confusion and light.
stuck inside a friday night.
casual, but bright....

early friday morning.

dave for president.
and that is not getting old.
love your bow and butt....

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

battle los angeles.

the screen burns my eyes.
i'm trying not to rub them.
i will keep them closed....

Sunday, August 28, 2011

but for that one little thing.

life could be a dream.
were i to stop freaking out.
perhaps someday soon....

Monday, August 22, 2011

absence of the healing creek.

we're back from the woods,
and i miss them terribly.
oh, for the return....

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

dick and jane in the woods.

let's go camping, gang.
let's go sleep inside a tent.
let's look at the stars....

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

today i an grateful for.

my hard working wife.
my three fabulous children.
my wee goofball cat....

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

as easy as....

one sick pussycat.
two parents who need a break.
three kiddos in bed....

Tuesday, August 2, 2011


anger management.
deep breaths are not helping me.
what am i to do?

Tuesday, July 26, 2011


cranky fuckin' guy.
thank ra for my lovely wife.
makes me feel better....

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

temper temper.

pulled on ivy strands.
felt the sweat on my forehead,
the heat on my brow....

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

rubbie lovies.

waking from falling.
trying to write down the words.
put me back to sleep....

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

magic man! magic man!

my life is magic.
recognition is the key.
that, and my best friend....

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

sweat sock.

all hot and bothered.
at the end of a long day.
can't seem to relax....

Sunday, July 10, 2011

what a lovely weekend.

engagement chicken.
smoke drifting past my eyeballs.
cold feet, but content....

Saturday, July 9, 2011

i'm not sure where we were.

sleeping on my face.
trying hard to remember.
opening my eyes....

Thursday, July 7, 2011


snuggle with the kids.
watching the star wars cartoon.
that's a good daddy....

Monday, July 4, 2011

just like in the beforetime.

shiny explosions.
hysterical parking lot.
now, calm and release....

Sunday, July 3, 2011


waiting patiently.
for the kids to go to sleep.
then the fun begins....

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

creative visualization.

put the kids to bed.
close your eyes and make it work.
happens all the time....

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

reminiscing on a rainy day.

how do i love her?
can't even count all the ways.
ad infinitum....

Monday, June 27, 2011

hardly mundane.

slightly tight chested.
eager anticipation.
crested horizon....

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

summer days.

days go by faster.
then time slips by unnoticed.
i forget to blink....

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

i forgot.

sitting at the pool.
breezy, sandy, sunny day.
where is my anger?

Saturday, June 18, 2011

de juju.

please stay here tonite.
oh, great universe. hear us.
for we are awesome....

Friday, June 17, 2011

you got it.

sitting on my arse.
waiting for the whistling.
smiling at my wife....

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

grandma maggie.

happy birthday, mom.
hope this year is ultra rad.
'cuz you deserve it....

Friday, June 10, 2011

vegetables and flowers.

we have a garden.
glorious and amazing.
thank you, everyone....

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

happiness is a fuzzy friend.

curious kitty.
pawing at my ripped up pants.
watch out for scissors....

Monday, June 6, 2011

weak week.

we're almost done here.
another manic monday.
wish it was sunday....

Saturday, June 4, 2011

talkin' with their mouth full.

fuck those stupid guys.
with their heads stuck up their ass.
they don't know jack shit....

Thursday, June 2, 2011

old sausage.

two eyes drifting off.
and one big pain in my neck.
itchy, slippered feet....

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

clever fellow.

say something special.
something meaningful and smart.
something wonderful....

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

empty contentment.

full off no dinner.
rested off of no night sleep.
drunk off of no wine....

Monday, May 30, 2011

sickly sweet.

dead baby sparrow.
honey on a butter knife.
two feet on the ground....

Thursday, May 26, 2011

where were we before we came here?

drink my cup of tea.
sorry, i was nodding off.
what were you saying?

Monday, May 23, 2011


put the kids to bed.
go and take a hot shower.
pass out on my face....

Saturday, May 21, 2011

i don't know why.

can't seem to relax.
i've got those nervous kneecaps.
straight up chuck jones style....

Friday, May 20, 2011


hey, whadda ya know.
just sixty seconds to go.
judgement day, yo ho!!

Thursday, May 19, 2011

i t'ought i taw a puddy tat.

blue bird on the sill.
tapping on the window pane.
torturing my cat....

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

not unrelated.

wisp of the pilot.
biscuit dipped in chocolate.
pin behind my wing....

Monday, May 16, 2011

he works hard for it, honey.

kitty on my lap.
cozy and warm and sleeping.
now i can't get up....

Sunday, May 15, 2011


thank you for my nap.
it made a huge difference.
thoughtful, lovely girl....

Friday, May 13, 2011

get it together, grouch.

no haiku all week.
i forgot to do payroll.
head is in the clouds....

Sunday, May 8, 2011

thank you for my life.

mother's day wishes.
to the beach girl of my dreams.
curled up in the sun....

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

wheels and dirt.

what an awesome day.
i could pass out on my face.
feeling pretty good....

Monday, May 2, 2011

bruja chic.

oh, skittish kittish.
you are wonderful, my dear.
let go and be free....

Sunday, May 1, 2011

in der nacht.

stretch for ten minutes.
then jump over a building.
running and howling....

Saturday, April 30, 2011

nighty nite.

eyelids are closing.
i am drifting into sleep.
care to join me, love?

Thursday, April 28, 2011


heavy on the heart.
struggling to just stand up.
searching for freedom....

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

cure me, rhyme.

dry throat scratched with ick.
damn, i'm mother fucking sick.
tea should do the trick....

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

goodnite, mr. nightingale.

the strangest secret.
something i already knew.
just forgot to do....

Sunday, April 24, 2011

oh, my aching feat.

well, there goes feaster.
i think we did a good job.

Saturday, April 23, 2011


my itchy eyeballs.
rubbed raw with hair from the cat.
wish only for sleep....

Friday, April 22, 2011

work is a four letter word.

and so here we are.
laughing hysterically.
with our hands cut off....

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

gosh, yer sweet.

i asleep falling.
consternation of my wife.
honey, i sorry....

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

hard work hurts so good.

my feet are aching.
and i need to stretch my back.
but i am smiling....

Monday, April 18, 2011

howzabout not?

it's a bit fuzzy.
appears to be drizzling.
when did that happen?

Sunday, April 17, 2011

cleaning. it's not just for spring.

that's how it should go.
just a bit every day.
i can see it now....

Friday, April 15, 2011

learn to enjoy losing.

and there you have it.
one more work day down the drain.
my brain is screaming....

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

pollen or illness?

my throat is scratchy.
i could use a cup of tea.
and a nice cat nap....

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

a pace i can keep up with.

work in the garden.
go find a simple rhythm.
make light your burden....

Monday, April 11, 2011

i am most excited.

today is monday.
spring cleaning is on it's way.
are you excited?

Sunday, April 10, 2011

just about done.

everyone is out.
except for me and jamrock.
we're just kickin' it....

Friday, April 8, 2011


april evening.
falling out of my forehead.
waiting on the nite....

Thursday, April 7, 2011

instant cure for all kid's ailments.

kiddos at the park.
swinging on the joy of youth.
zombie dad behind....

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

dum de dum dum dumb.

the wind is blowing.
it might as well be snowing.
my mind is going....

Monday, April 4, 2011


i don't want to work.
don't want to be creative.
i just want to sleep....

Sunday, April 3, 2011

welcome home.

i missed you, today.
your absence was tangible.
my heart was aching....

Saturday, April 2, 2011

the choice is up to you.

now you must decide.
read a book or watch a film?
they both sound so nice....

con artist.

sistercon last nite.
wine and laughter and rack-o.
wondercon today....

Thursday, March 31, 2011

charmed, i'm sure.

oh, my sleeping queen.
i love playing house with you.
here in paradise....

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

outside room 15.

sit in a standstill.
third grade all over again.
when will lunchtime end?

Monday, March 28, 2011

yer own. personal. jamrock.

dick lickin' lap cat.
soft, guttural kitty sighs.
paws for a moment....

early monday morning.

she just bit my hand.
and now she's cozying up.
warm breath on my neck....

Friday, March 25, 2011

i apologize.

i'm losing my grip.
internalizing the stress.
acting like a dick....

Thursday, March 24, 2011

a pleasant rainy night.

lovely evening.
feeling a little better.
thanks for all the laughs....

Wednesday, March 23, 2011


laying in my bed.
listening to the raindrops.
next to my best friend....

Monday, March 21, 2011


got to take a nap.
but now i am real tired.
how does that make sense?

Saturday, March 19, 2011

eighth grade dance circle stylee.

my feet are aching.
my bones are getting sluggish.
boy, my girl can dance....

Tuesday, March 15, 2011


sing a lullaby.
now the moon turns out it's lite.
dream sweet dreams for me....

Monday, March 14, 2011

damn it.

and now i'm concerned.
i was feeling better, too.
now what was that for?

Saturday, March 12, 2011

know your kids.

oh, i believe it.
guess i'll eat your burrito.
daddy knows what's up....

Friday, March 11, 2011

make it stop.

fuck this fucking day.
hate the sound of my own voice.
i have a problem....

Wednesday, March 9, 2011


come back upstairs, please.
now where did i leave my cat?
wynter, put that down!

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

unblock me.

focus on the now.
and stop making the bad shape.
the glass is half full.....

Monday, March 7, 2011

stop knocking on my brain.

hello, monday night.
my growling stomach greets you.
now get the fuck out....

Sunday, March 6, 2011

jimbo and bird.

my brothers are rad.
they are made up of awesome.
you cannot compare....

Friday, March 4, 2011

young 'uns.

kids grow up so fast.
it's hard to believe sometimes.
blink and you'll miss it....

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

we are cat people.

i love fuzzy cat.
making happy little sounds.
jamrock is our friend....

Tuesday, March 1, 2011


all tied up in knots.
crazy little thing called love.
she is my escape....

Monday, February 28, 2011

the love of my life.

i'm gonna miss you.
miss doula extraordinaire.
go work your magic....

Saturday, February 26, 2011


purring, fuzzy friend.
the best cat that ever was.
warm and soft and sweet....

Friday, February 25, 2011

crab claws.

okay, just calm down.
you have a genuine soul.
it'll be just fine....

Thursday, February 24, 2011

well, i like to.

poor, sleepy phoenix.
hanging on the edge of sleep.
relax and let go....

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

and they're nowhere near as rough as mine were.

temper tantrum hell.
it's the curse of the smart kids.
whatcha gonna do?

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

someone has a licking problem.

be happy, jamrock.
stop trying to lick my arm.
just hang out, okay?

Monday, February 21, 2011

get it together, grouch.

my jack-assery.
it stops my creative flow.
it interrupts it....

Sunday, February 20, 2011

tea's up.

sushi for dinner.
and the kids went down early.
what a lovely nite....

Saturday, February 19, 2011

whatever happened to saturday nite?

kat does the lite brite.
and jamrock hogs the heater.
where has the time gone?

Friday, February 18, 2011

life, the universe, and everything.

figuring it out.
what i should do with my life.
one day at a time....

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

i hollered lordy, lordy have mercy on me.

fucking paper jam.
almost made me lose my mind.
just watch yourself, man....

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

at least that's what i heard.

kitty on my lap.
it's cold down in the garage.
the storm is coming....

Monday, February 14, 2011

have you SEEN my wife?

dear mr. cupid,
what if i already won?
can i just hang out?

Sunday, February 13, 2011

getting late.

no way not know how.
feel sick inside my tummy.
i'll go brush my teeth....

Saturday, February 12, 2011

sleepover recovery.

steady brain buzzing.
constant gnaw in my stomach.
must go to sleep soon....

Friday, February 11, 2011

we're following the leader.

boys at the movies.
hanging out in the top row.
feelin' pretty cool....

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

jump to the rhythm. jump jump to the rhythm. jump.

blink and you'll miss it.
the answer to your problems.
'cuz it isn't real....

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

we love you, nico.

this guy is so cool.
he's the bestest big brother.
happy birthday, kid....

Sunday, February 6, 2011

nico's bed.

lying in the dark.
listening to quiet breaths.
somber and barefoot....

Friday, February 4, 2011

cleaning house.

threw them in my truck.
pieces of my past....

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

killing is dumb.

this is really lame.
the whole murderous, death thing.
i mean, what the hell!!?

Monday, January 31, 2011

be not afraid.

this is not easy.
hoodwinking the universe.
but it's possible....

Sunday, January 30, 2011

around the corner from four hundred.

it's a haiku day.
everyone really stepped up.
but i'm the main dude....

Saturday, January 29, 2011

hewlp you?

the empire strikes back.
in n out animal style.
seevers saturday....

Friday, January 28, 2011

here, take the wheel.

i can make her laugh.
three hundred ninety-six times.
for i am snarky....

Thursday, January 27, 2011

i think the stress is starting to get to me.

get it together.
it isn't all that hard, dude.
follow instructions....

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

vegan chocolate chip yummers.

too many cookies.
but they're really, really good.
what a temptation....

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

strong finish.

must write a haiku.
almost at four hundred now.
titties and ice cream!

Monday, January 24, 2011

something new

one two three four five.
is there anyone in there?
is this thing working?

pounding ouch gross.

can't get my work done.
'cuz i've got a bad brainstem.
need a replacement....

Saturday, January 22, 2011

she has a classic beauty.

i've got this woman.
she tempts the devil himself.
smart as a whip, too....

Thursday, January 20, 2011

fell asleep with pepper in my teeth.

a midnite salad.
transvestite comedian.
and good company....

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

bedtime stories for the kiddos.

two pumpkin sisters.
geraldine and josephine.
oh, sam the pumpkin....

Monday, January 17, 2011

two cursed good lost lines.

what was that one bit?
damn, i had it on the plane.
better luck, tuesday....

Sunday, January 16, 2011

honk shoo.

bleary eyes nodding.
winkin' blinkin' and plodding.
dreamscapes a'trodding....

Saturday, January 15, 2011

'cuz it's so important, right?

T G I F, eh?
assigned calendar value.
with no end in sight....

Thursday, January 13, 2011


the stars in the sky.
my heart, beating in my chest.
the ground underfoot....

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

phoenix was a baby tiger.

lying in my bed.
waiting for thursday to come.
my eyes are burning....

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

do you believe, or do you make believe?

alright, let's go then.
follow the yellow brick road.
laying down footsteps....

Monday, January 10, 2011

waiting here in limbo.

then that should do it.
take it apart step by step.
dream inside a dream....

Friday, January 7, 2011

do not pass go do not collect 200 dollars.

just me and jamrock.
i think i might be asleep.
this one's for you, kid....

Thursday, January 6, 2011

hey, i just work here.

trials and tribulations.
give a guy a break....

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

nature and nurture.

you say what you like.
some people are just plain dumb.
they don't have a choice....

Monday, January 3, 2011

that's yer brain!

fuzzy in my brain.
like a wee caterpillar.
munching on a leaf....

Sunday, January 2, 2011

consider yourself warned universe....

hey, it's a new year.
we will now be kicking ass.
you better look out!