be not afraid.

this is not easy.
hoodwinking the universe.
but it's possible....

around the corner from four hundred.

it's a haiku day.
everyone really stepped up.
but i'm the main dude....

hewlp you?

the empire strikes back.
in n out animal style.
seevers saturday....

here, take the wheel.

i can make her laugh.
three hundred ninety-six times.
for i am snarky....

i think the stress is starting to get to me.

get it together.
it isn't all that hard, dude.
follow instructions....

vegan chocolate chip yummers.

too many cookies.
but they're really, really good.
what a temptation....

strong finish.

must write a haiku.
almost at four hundred now.
titties and ice cream!

something new

one two three four five.
is there anyone in there?
is this thing working?

pounding ouch gross.

can't get my work done.
'cuz i've got a bad brainstem.
need a replacement....

she has a classic beauty.

i've got this woman.
she tempts the devil himself.
smart as a whip, too....

fell asleep with pepper in my teeth.

a midnite salad.
transvestite comedian.
and good company....

bedtime stories for the kiddos.

two pumpkin sisters.
geraldine and josephine.
oh, sam the pumpkin....

two cursed good lost lines.

what was that one bit?
damn, i had it on the plane.
better luck, tuesday....

honk shoo.

bleary eyes nodding.
winkin' blinkin' and plodding.
dreamscapes a'trodding....

'cuz it's so important, right?

T G I F, eh?
assigned calendar value.
with no end in sight....

sturdy.

the stars in the sky.
my heart, beating in my chest.
the ground underfoot....

phoenix was a baby tiger.

lying in my bed.
waiting for thursday to come.
my eyes are burning....

do you believe, or do you make believe?

alright, let's go then.
follow the yellow brick road.
laying down footsteps....

waiting here in limbo.

then that should do it.
take it apart step by step.
dream inside a dream....

do not pass go do not collect 200 dollars.

just me and jamrock.
i think i might be asleep.
this one's for you, kid....

hey, i just work here.

insurmountable.
trials and tribulations.
give a guy a break....

nature and nurture.

you say what you like.
some people are just plain dumb.
they don't have a choice....

that's yer brain!

fuzzy in my brain.
like a wee caterpillar.
munching on a leaf....

consider yourself warned universe....

hey, it's a new year.
we will now be kicking ass.
you better look out!