for the shite job i did on my haiku blog this week.......

one for the money.
two for the voice in my head.
three for the title.....

work.

five gallon buckets.
up and down the stairs all day.
filled with tile and rock.

jackson?

our house wants a cat.
whadda ya think about that?
all whiskers and scat.

because i'm fucking stressed out........

i need a deep breath.
and about ten hours of sleep.
and an ice cold beer.

lightning on my ears and shit.

some days i'm a snail.
oozing thru this awful mess.
today, however.......

noh haiku

i have no haiku.
i don't know where i put it.
have you seen it, friend?

kisses for muh missus.

my lady is grand.
how i love to hold her hand.
happy birthday land?

i could hardly believe, i could scarcely conceieve.....

my god, what a night.
and now, i'm watching the clock.
better have some tea.

countdown to infinite crisis....

yeah, i've got issues.
and they're so much fun to read.
let me count the ways.....

inside jokes suck.

we are amazing.
and you will never know why.
the joke is on you.

phoenix went on his first field trip!

fynn rode a pony.
we went to the pumpkin patch.
he had a good time.

flubugshitdemon.

i hate to complain.
but this is ridiculous.
tired of being sick.

blech.

we are all sniffles.
sneezing, wheezing, coughing ungh.
when will it all end.

on life, and how it isn't fair......

we went to the beach.
and now all of us are sick.
what the fuck is that?

all weekend long.

well, what do you know......
we are going to the beach.
to play in the sand.

toothy grins and shenanigans

just me and nico.
awesome day and a dark knight.
birds of a feather......

have a nice trip......

this is for us all.
wake up fall down get back up.
just because we can.

well, shit.....they got me.

chuckles for ransom.
pay this clown or he will die.
time is running out.

i live in opposite land.....

left eye dominant.
even though i'm right handed.
take that, universe.

all the king's horses and all the king's men.....

i am fading fast.
happy and content with life.
thank you for my day.

life is memory.
a spectrum of emotion.
look it in the eye.

is it just me or are the years speeding up as i slow down?

how this time slips by.
that big hourglass in the sky.
why oh why oh why.

one thing worth waiting for.

can't wait to see her.
i've been waiting all day long.
the clock is dripping.