all time greatest winner for life in the whole universe!

i'm the best, you know.
i'm the greatest of all time.
no one can beat me.

or was it how not to?

hell of a good time.
what a way to remember.
now how to forget.

it's gonna be another scorcher out there.....

slightly hungover.
my cup of tea is too hot.
so's the outside world.

c'mon! it's friday!?!

what a stupid day.
tomorrow will be better.
it damn well has to.

inside yolk.

that would be funny.
if beerballs was my password.
giggles on the couch.

dry hump day.

the smell of mildew.
raw throat from lack of fluids.
caramel corn bomb.

sounds good.

i can't find my notes.
my brain is a scrambled egg.
how did this happen?

i'd eat another one right now.....

sesame seeds rule.
with barbeque sauce and cheese.
turkey bagel lunch.

nah wha ahm sayin?

men can be such jerks.
with all their ignorant ways.
why are they like that?

scalpel!

i'm a great second.
you need a hand with something?
i can do it all.

some days irritate the piss out of me.....

it can get to you.
but a kick ass lady helps.
she's gotta drive, though.

it's a four letter word.....

work can keep you young.
work can make you old as hell.
work is never done.

i know this one guy.....

happy birthday, james.
may your world be filled with love.
keep it up, brother.

they say the clothes make the man.....

thinking back on things.
this is how i'll see myself.
young, hung, and in love.

i almost drowned in the lake......

went out to the woods.
a good time was had by all.
wish i was still there.

the way i remember it......

saturday morning.
always and forevermore.
'till i'm old and gray.

baby steps into the elevator.......

getting organized.
curse you! i WILL NOT be stopped!
one step at a time.

hoy es martes.......

her yellow roses.
nate and james at dinnertime.
sweating thru my shirt.

big ass box with a fluffy red bow.......

one in the chamber.
i believe in redemption.
i don't have a choice.

sabado y domingo

all hail the weekend.
short moments of calm and rest.
blessed be thy name.

..........two bits!

i hate rushing this.
sure hope it's five seven five.
goddammit, charles.

weirdest day of work........ever.

my thermos broke, man.
second degree solder burns.
thanks for filming, pop.

fucking office rabbits.

so much paperwork.
it just keeps multiplying.
need more paperclips.

you'll see.......

what a fucking day.
monday, you son of a bitch.
i'll have my revenge.

mames and jelissa's chicken fest.......

coffee and cream farts.
macaroni and cheese farts.
chocolate cake farts.

earnest meets his match.

gazing thru the fog.
four hours of sleep is no good.
know what i mean, vern?