like a mutha fuckin' freight train.....

how do i love thee?
i love thee with my whole heart.
pounding and insane.

first guest haiku, ya'll!

sex on couch with wife.
ain't nothin' like a quickie.
wham bam thank you maam.

yummy.

i will make the rice.
you can make the vegetables.
curry dinner, yo.

sock ninjas and decoder rings.

thanks for coming out.
i had a really good time.
let's do it again.

pickle.

three years old today.
i am so proud of you, son.
happy birthday fynn.

conundrum.

well this is just great.
i have no fork for my pie.
what us gonna do?

kids and the like.

now phoenix won't sleep.
wrote this down on nico's bed.
wynter is out cold.

just another manic monday....

so i skipped a day.
did anybody notice?
haiku to you, too.

i'll bet you'd make a great dad, dude....

i'm feeling better.
tomorrow is father's day.
i love the weekend.

grey doesn't matter.

scarecrows stole my mind.
rusty and broken and cold.
i don't want it back.

you are not your fucking khakis.......

this is not a test.
turn off your television.
now look at your hands.

i should be doggin' muh job today......

coffee for waiting.
four in the airport morning.
what it is time now?

tums tums tums tums................tums!

heartburn is so lame.
maybe i have an ulcer.
i am sick of tums.

i was born ten days late......

slept in late today.
two croissants, hot, with butter.
now i can't catch up.

sundays are so nice when they're slow.....

went home for the beer.
the computer works again.
sneaky haiku time.

it fell like snow in our backyard last night.....

last night was epic.
found two diapers in the wash.
how did this happen?

haiku numero uno.

one day at a time.
where's my fucking coffee cup?
don't eat the fish food.